16 Tweets Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Every Time

37 Tweets Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Every Time

1. Aquarium by @murrman5

2. Any Last Words by @Brampersandon_

3. Paris Review by @TriciaLockwood

4. Four Eels by @JNalv

5. Lee Harvey Oswald by @meganamram

6. Owls by @joejwest

7. Take Your Husband’s Name by @danimgrace

8. Just Wave by @Reverend_Scott


9. No More Tears by @ScottLinnen

10. Dog Job Interview by @SirEviscerate

11. BOYFRIEND by @amfmpm

12. Of Course I Can Paint Your Ceilings by@davedittell

13. The Catcher in the Rye by @david8hughes

14. Nervous Around the Person You Like? by@MindyFurano

Nervous around the person you like? Sue them. They'll be forced to see you in court, well dressed & in control. Let the law be your wingman.
— Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano)

15. Shipwrecked Diary by @murrman5

16. Magician by @jonnysun

22 Faces Your Boyfriend Will Recognise Instantly

1. These crazy eyes:


2. This unbelievable shock:

This unbelievable shock:

3. This emergency beautification:

This emergency beautification:

4. This satisfied smile:

This satisfied smile:

5. This disappointment:

This disappointment:

6. This raised brow:

7. This anxiety:

This anxiety:

8. This rejection:

This rejection:

9. This surprise:

This surprise:

10. This suspicion:

This suspicion:

11. This calculation:

This calculation:

12. This visible thirst:

This visible thirst:

26 Things That Happen On Every Girl’s Night Out

1. At the beginning of the night, there will be a million photos taken.

2. And your tongues will come out in full force.


3. Sometimes as a simple sign of affection.

4. But inevitably someone won’t like how they look in the photos.

5. At which point one of your squad will be ready with lovely, genuine compliments.

26 Things That Happen On Every Girl's Night Out
Universal Pictures

6. And you’ll go back and forth for a bit, having a compliment battle.

26 Things That Happen On Every Girl's Night Out
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7. Every time you go to the toilet you’ll share a cubicle and chat to each other while you pee.

Every time you go to the toilet you'll share a cubicle and chat to each other while you pee.
CTW

8. And it’s in the bathroom where you’ll make some more girlfriends for your squad.

9. Because the ladies’ is probably the friendliest place ever.

10. But at some point, the queue will get ridiculous.

11. So you’ll consider using the men’s instead, and feel pretty bad-ass about it.

12. Probably sooner than you’d hoped, you’ll give up on your shoes.

13. And one by one, your girls will follow suit.

14. Because by now you’re all walking like you’ve got something lodged up your asses anyway.

15. When your song comes on you all get majorly over excited.

26 Things That Happen On Every Girl's Night Out
ITV

16. But it always happens when you get split up.

But it always happens when you get split up.

17. But at just the right moment you’ll be magically reunited.

18. And you will all get down and dirty with each other on the dancefloor.